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Monday, June 8, 2009

Humor, I think.....

He said to me . . . I don't know wh y you wear a bra; you've got nothing
> >> to
> >> put in it.
> >> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >>
> >> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the iron ing board while I
> >> sit on the sofa and fart!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> >> gave you?
> >> I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >> I said to him .. . They don't have time
> >>
> >> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
> >> paper?
> >>
> >> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened..
> >>
> >> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> >> caring
> >> and Good- looking?
> >> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> >> night?
> >> He said. . . A widow.
> >>
> >> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
> >> go
> >> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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