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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sex is good for your health!
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian woman who claims she developed mould on her lungs as a result of working in a damp basement was told to have sex to cure her health problems, her lawyer claimed Tuesday.
Regina Senger is suing her employer and the owner of the building where she worked after developing headaches, respiratory and sinus problems, her solicitor Rebecca Jancauskas said.
The Queensland property manager was allegedly forced to work alone in "pervasive, pungent" dampness with mould growing on the walls and carpet.
And tests revealed spores were sprouting in her lungs, Jancauskas said.
In a show of "flagrant disregard" for her symptoms, she was told that having sex would cure her health problems when she asked to be moved, Jancauskas added.
"The injury and ill health caused is very substantial in that it impacts on all aspects of one's life...the compensation could be substantial," she said.
Senger left the company to undergo medical treatment in March, and has only been able to return to work part-time elsewhere, Jancauskas said.
Regina Senger is suing her employer and the owner of the building where she worked after developing headaches, respiratory and sinus problems, her solicitor Rebecca Jancauskas said.
The Queensland property manager was allegedly forced to work alone in "pervasive, pungent" dampness with mould growing on the walls and carpet.
And tests revealed spores were sprouting in her lungs, Jancauskas said.
In a show of "flagrant disregard" for her symptoms, she was told that having sex would cure her health problems when she asked to be moved, Jancauskas added.
"The injury and ill health caused is very substantial in that it impacts on all aspects of one's life...the compensation could be substantial," she said.
Senger left the company to undergo medical treatment in March, and has only been able to return to work part-time elsewhere, Jancauskas said.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Humor, I think.....
He said to me . . . I don't know wh y you wear a bra; you've got nothing
> >> to
> >> put in it.
> >> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >>
> >> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the iron ing board while I
> >> sit on the sofa and fart!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> >> gave you?
> >> I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >> I said to him .. . They don't have time
> >>
> >> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
> >> paper?
> >>
> >> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened..
> >>
> >> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> >> caring
> >> and Good- looking?
> >> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> >> night?
> >> He said. . . A widow.
> >>
> >> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
> >> go
> >> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
> >> to
> >> put in it.
> >> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >>
> >> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the iron ing board while I
> >> sit on the sofa and fart!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> >> gave you?
> >> I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >> I said to him .. . They don't have time
> >>
> >> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
> >> paper?
> >>
> >> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened..
> >>
> >> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> >> caring
> >> and Good- looking?
> >> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> >> night?
> >> He said. . . A widow.
> >>
> >> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
> >> go
> >> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Joan Rivers wins.....
..... Celebrity Apprentice. What a battle! That Joan Rivers has some moxie for an old broad. Although her daughter stated that she was 79, her age has been corrected back to 75. Money makes the world go around!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Is Tofu Sexy????
DENVER - One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials.
Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's licence plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU."
But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.
Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."
Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.
The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.
Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's licence plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU."
But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.
Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."
Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.
The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Worthy quote from Oscar Wilde!
"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.".
Oscar Wilde
I like the way this guy's mind worked.....
Oscar Wilde
I like the way this guy's mind worked.....
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Spring
I cannot believe that spring is almost here! The birds are chirping like crazy and I'm feeling rather frisky. Anybody want to join me in a lovely hypnotic fantasy? Call HYPNOTEUSE ALEX - 866-560-8632
Monday, February 9, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Happy New Year...
... and happy NEW President! President Obama is already setting the US on a better course. Change indeed is good for everyone. And I have got to say, this is one sexy man. Can't wait to see the changes .....HYPNOTEUSE ALEX - 866-560-8632
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