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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sex is good for your health!

SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian woman who claims she developed mould on her lungs as a result of working in a damp basement was told to have sex to cure her health problems, her lawyer claimed Tuesday.


Regina Senger is suing her employer and the owner of the building where she worked after developing headaches, respiratory and sinus problems, her solicitor Rebecca Jancauskas said.


The Queensland property manager was allegedly forced to work alone in "pervasive, pungent" dampness with mould growing on the walls and carpet.


And tests revealed spores were sprouting in her lungs, Jancauskas said.


In a show of "flagrant disregard" for her symptoms, she was told that having sex would cure her health problems when she asked to be moved, Jancauskas added.


"The injury and ill health caused is very substantial in that it impacts on all aspects of one's life...the compensation could be substantial," she said.


Senger left the company to undergo medical treatment in March, and has only been able to return to work part-time elsewhere, Jancauskas said.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Humor, I think.....

He said to me . . . I don't know wh y you wear a bra; you've got nothing
> >> to
> >> put in it.
> >> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >>
> >> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the iron ing board while I
> >> sit on the sofa and fart!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> >> gave you?
> >> I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >> I said to him .. . They don't have time
> >>
> >> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
> >> paper?
> >>
> >> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened..
> >>
> >> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> >> caring
> >> and Good- looking?
> >> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> >> night?
> >> He said. . . A widow.
> >>
> >> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
> >> go
> >> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.