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2010-01-10T16:16:00.001-05:00

Happy New Year....

2010-01-06T22:27:00.001-05:00

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Getting into the Holiday Spirit!

2009-12-06T19:50:00.001-05:00

Happy Holiday Season Special

2009-11-23T20:34:00.000-05:00

Holiday Stress relief at temporarily reduced prices. Hypnosis calls are a 15 minute minimum. Normally a 15 minute call would be $30. I am charging a SPECIAL RATE of only $22.50 for the same length of call. This discounted offer will last only until December 31, 2009. You MUST mention this ad to receive this special. Call 866-560-8632

Make a Smilebox greeting

Sex is good for your health!

2009-07-08T00:22:00.000-04:00

SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian woman who claims she developed mould on her lungs as a result of working in a damp basement was told to have sex to cure her health problems, her lawyer claimed Tuesday.

Regina Senger is suing her employer and the owner of the building where she worked after developing headaches, respiratory and sinus problems, her solicitor Rebecca Jancauskas said.

The Queensland property manager was allegedly forced to work alone in "pervasive, pungent" dampness with mould growing on the walls and carpet.

And tests revealed spores were sprouting in her lungs, Jancauskas said.

In a show of "flagrant disregard" for her symptoms, she was told that having sex would cure her health problems when she asked to be moved, Jancauskas added.

"The injury and ill health caused is very substantial in that it impacts on all aspects of one's life...the compensation could be substantial," she said.

Senger left the company to undergo medical treatment in March, and has only been able to return to work part-time elsewhere, Jancauskas said.

Humor, I think.....

2009-06-08T18:33:00.000-04:00

He said to me . . . I don't know wh y you wear a bra; you've got nothing
> >> to
> >> put in it.
> >> I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
> >>
> >> He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the iron ing board while I
> >> sit on the sofa and fart!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> >> gave you?
> >> I said to him ... ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
> >>
> >> He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> >> I said to him .. . They don't have time
> >>
> >> He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
> >> paper?
> >>
> >> I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened..
> >>
> >> He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
> >> caring
> >> and Good- looking?
> >> I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
> >>
> >> I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> >> night?
> >> He said. . . A widow.
> >>
> >> He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
> >> I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and
> >> go
> >> to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Joan Rivers wins.....

2009-05-11T11:10:00.000-04:00

..... Celebrity Apprentice. What a battle! That Joan Rivers has some moxie for an old broad. Although her daughter stated that she was 79, her age has been corrected back to 75. Money makes the world go around!

Happy Easter Slide Show

2009-04-10T00:51:00.000-04:00

Make a Smilebox greeting

Is Tofu Sexy????

2009-04-10T00:04:00.001-04:00

DENVER - One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials.

Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's licence plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU."

But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for sex."

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.

Worthy quote from Oscar Wilde!

2009-03-31T11:25:00.000-04:00

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.".
Oscar Wilde

I like the way this guy's mind worked.....

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2009-03-25T12:24:00.000-04:00

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Love, Alex

Spring

2009-02-26T23:23:00.000-05:00

I cannot believe that spring is almost here! The birds are chirping like crazy and I'm feeling rather frisky. Anybody want to join me in a lovely hypnotic fantasy? Call HYPNOTEUSE ALEX - 866-560-8632

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2009-02-09T13:07:00.000-05:00

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Happy New Year...

2009-01-23T20:57:00.000-05:00

... and happy NEW President! President Obama is already setting the US on a better course. Change indeed is good for everyone. And I have got to say, this is one sexy man. Can't wait to see the changes .....HYPNOTEUSE ALEX - 866-560-8632

Let's Celebrate together!

2008-12-26T14:59:00.000-05:00

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Join me in a Mesmerizing Holiday.....

2008-12-11T19:00:00.000-05:00

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Happy Veteran's Day!

2008-11-11T10:34:00.001-05:00

What is your favorite costume?

2008-10-29T17:40:00.001-04:00

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Take advantage of my Halloween Special

2008-10-22T22:36:00.000-04:00

I LOVE dressing up.....

2008-10-21T22:51:00.001-04:00

How Sexy are Canadian Women?

2008-10-10T01:36:00.000-04:00

How sexy are Canadian women?
Thousands of women tell us the nitty-gritty truth in our inaugural, mind-blowing sex survey
By Amy Sullivan
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We asked for a no-holds-barred conversation: Talk to us about sex, we said, and tell us everything. In the end, 3,911 women bravely spoke up in our first-ever sex survey. Each revealed to Chatelaine her honest and candid opinions (we'd expect nothing less), though, overall, the women we polled held firm to a fairly conservative notion of sexuality. Only half, for instance, feel they should initiate sex with their partners at least some of the time. And even fewer ever want to dominate those partners in bed.

Four out of five are in monogamous relationships; the rest are single; and by and large they're heterosexual. Thankfully, most are happy with their partners, though fully one-quarter admit that a previous lover was actually the best they've ever had. One out of three copes with waning libidos and busy lives by resorting to good old-fashioned Canadian practicality: They schedule sex dates, something that is highly encouraged by relationship experts and therapists.

In the end, our survey pointed to a few clear differences along cultural lines - we wouldn't be Canada if it didn't. French-Canadian women show a greater acceptance of themselves sexually and more openness to the gamut of sexual practices. They enjoy sex more as they age and are more apt to be sexual go-getters rather than waiting for their partners to spark things up. But if you think all of Quebec is swinging from the chandeliers while the rest of us lie back and think of England, that's not exactly the case. Sadly, most women, regardless of provenance, have issues with body image. When asked to rate satisfaction with their bodies on a scale of one to 10, women gave themselves no higher than an average of six.

C'mon, girls. Goal for this year: That number's going up.

Time for a fall pick-me-up

2008-09-24T19:22:00.000-04:00

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2008-09-09T03:56:00.001-04:00

Watch the water drops .....

2008-09-05T13:56:00.000-04:00

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Time for Hypnotic Healing to Begin

2008-09-04T13:42:00.000-04:00

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David Duchovny REALLY likes sex!

2008-08-29T21:02:00.000-04:00

Actor David Duchovny enters California rehab for sex addiction

Poor David! Life/art; who knows which came first.... It seems David has taken his role on the Cable Show Californication a bit too literally. He plays a sex addict and now apparently has to pay the price for all his "research".

As always, if he would just call up one of his favourite Canadian phone sex operators, he could save himself a whole lot of trouble. Phone sex is still the safest sex going. It's like having a really yummy dessert without the calories!

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What are YOU doing over the long weekend?

2008-08-27T10:56:00.000-04:00

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I'm going to be right here to celebrate the last long weekend of the summer with you.

Story from a Client!

2008-08-22T07:46:00.000-04:00

I have to pretend to be asleep with my "eyes closed"--and then she makes me wait. She checks my eyes with her hands-- wet pussy smelling fingers uner my nose and whispers " soon, if you are a good boy, I will let you see and touch it." And just like the story in moms porn closet described I give myself submissively to mom, My face down, eyes closed with a pillow under my stomach which keeps my cock pushed down back between my legs and so exposed.--- begging--just how she likes. I can feel her eyes on me and her warm breath let me know how close she was and I had read the story and knew what to do. So I slowly pushed back and forth rocking and as I inched my ass back, my cock reached for her and a little wanting/ begging noise came with every stroke. And just like in the book I finally felt the tip of her wet tongue beckoning me to rock harder and faster until I was fucking her mouth with each backward thrust. Finally she licks what she calls "my sweet pink little ass" and I explose as she pushes her toungue into my asshole. She whispers "its a dream" and is gone. Our eys never meet. The next time I see her,-- it never happened. Not a word until she asks if I had pleasant dreams and licks her lips staring at me with a serious face with a devlish smile that is gone before it appears. I try to tempt her exposing my cock "by mistake".When I sneak off to her room I wear baggy shorts, no nderwear and sit with one foot up on the chair pretending not to notice the wet precum dripping . She stares for what seem forever (sometimes I cum form her stare) then licks her lips and looks me in the eyes until I look down in submissive acknowledgement. And as a reward she will bath and call me into her room for a backrub. When I get there she is on her stomach with a nighty or short robe hiked up across her ass so I can see her vagina hiding behind those bare thighs. I shake as I touch her back. She wiggles and spreads so I see pink and I am parallalyzed. Then she gets up and takes it away as if nothing at all just happened. I panic and try to convince her that she needs a massage (my eyes pleading).

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Check out this article I found on Google

2008-08-21T15:56:00.000-04:00

Seems a horny female teacher used a "hands on" approach.... naughty teacher; lucky boy!

Teacher Beth Ann Chester Sentenced for Having Sex with 14-Year-Old

By saul relative, published Aug 21, 2008

Moon Area High School (Moon Township, Pennsylvania) health and gym teacher Beth Ann Chester was arrested in January on charges stemming from sexual encounters with a 14-year-old male student at the high school where she taught 9th grade and coached the girls volleyball team. Chester, 27, was sentenced to 1 and one-half to 3 years in jail with an additional five years of probation in a plea deal. The original 11 charges against her would have sent her away for 22 years. Beth Ann Chester resigned from her teaching position in December, 2007, after the male student's parents confronted her in a coffee shop and asked that she resign. The parents had discovered lewd messages and nude pictures of the teacher on their son's cell phone. Chester's lawyer said that the family was reluctant to involve police in the matter, but, when Chester confided in a colleague at work her reasons for resigning, the colleague reported her to district officials and the police were summoned in early January. Deputy District Attorney Laura Ditka stated that the student's parents were agreeable to a light sentence until they discovered that Chester had contacted their son again in March after she had been arrested and told to stay away from the boy. A judge subsequently placed her under house arrest.As part of her sentencing, Beth Ann Chester is not allowed to have contact with the student, own a cell phone or have Internet access. She will also not be allowed to teach, having given up her teacher's certification.The male student initially told authorities that he had not had sexual relations with the teacher. But Beth Ann Chester, who was married, admitted to having sex with the boy on numerous occasions, including in the school parking lot. Chester's husband filed for divorce in February. Chester's lawyer, Robert del Greco, said, according to the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, "I think Beth Ann associated and looked to her students as her peer group and because of the age discrepancy the sex acts were a crime. I'm not saying it's right, but I think that was her mindset.

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Hypnosis can help in so many ways....

2008-08-21T13:44:00.000-04:00

Do you often find yourself obsessing about the following?

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Want a sexy LAUGH?

2008-08-21T10:23:00.000-04:00

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You NEED to focus......

2008-08-20T19:11:00.000-04:00

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Finally SUMMER!

2008-06-09T16:01:00.001-04:00

Spring Fever has hit!

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Alex is Back!

2008-04-06T21:10:00.000-04:00

My name is Alex: I’m a passionate redhead, sophisticated & sultry. I’m ready to hypnotise, entice and bewitch you.

I specialize in hypnosis; erotic, therapeutic, role-play, feminization, addictions. Experience the ultimate relief and release of handing over your mind, body and spirit to me. Whether your fantasy is to be feminized, seduced, dominated or just to release stress, once you have enjoyed your first session with me you will be aching to hear my voice again.

Sissies rejoice; I will enrapture you by exposing your true feminine self. We will bond deeply as women and luxuriate in our sensuality.

And of course for naughty boys and babies who need loving and nurturing, you are always welcome in Momma Alex’s arms, comforted against momma’s soft breasts. And Momma Alex has a very strong hand for disciplining naughty boys’ bottoms.

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